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“There are more Koozies, Captain!” Cried the ensign. He was young and fresh out of the academy, so the Captain decided not to say anything about the young man’s outburst. “Steady as she goes, ensign. These puppies might be dangerous and very colorful, but we have a few tricks up our sleeves as well.” The ensign calmed visibly, seeming to draw confidence from the seasoned sailors words. “Aye sir,” he replied. There was a trick to handling these bright little pests, and it had taken one too many ships to figure it out. “Okay ensign, when I give the command, I want you to give us right full rudder, and a full engine stop.”